If you see her, please tell her to contact me ASAP
cos I miss her like SIAO.
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I have been SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER SUPER
ADDICTED
to this fruit:

Apple guavas.
They taste like guavas, just WAYYYYY sweeter and more tasty!
Some guavas damn plain one right!
Apple guavas are way sweeter!
But when I went to research on em,
I saw alot of shit about these fruits leh!
People are saying,
"the fruit is actually peeled guava (the seeded type)
shaped to resemble an apple and coated with green colouring. Some of colouring came off after being washed. Not knowing what kind of colouring they use, we didn't dare to eat it even the colour only socked through the outer layer.
My
brother (who didn't go to the pasar malam with me)
told me that he saw this article on a local Chinese newspaper and apparently knew about this trick. He also indicated that these conman has been
setting up stalls along highway, targeting at tourists."
-http://aboutanythingelse.blogspot.com/2007/11/apple-guava-beware.html
SURE BO!?!?!?!?!?!?
I ate like 9834743934549375439085430 of them in my life already man!
Shit.
Heck la it tastes damn good.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
In fact, Im eating em now.
I had my Cleo Mag shoot for my OC girl of the month 2 months ago.

I LOVE THE HAIR AND MAKEUP.
But the dress....
makes my boobs SUPER NON EXISTENT HAHAHA OMG
ITS SERIOUSLY BIGGER THAN WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE HERE YOU GUYS HAVTA BELIEVE ME!!
EH SHUT UP HOR I DONT WANNA HEAR YOUR COMMENTS HAHAHA
And I have no rabbit teeth if you guys think I do!
It isnt my teeth, its actually
how I
purse my lips by habit when I camwhore SOMETIMESthinking I look more demure somehow HAHA.

Me and the makeup artist.
....................STOP LOOKING AT MY CHEST FCK
I SWEAR IT REALLY IS BIGGER THAN THIS!!!!!
LLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLL
Have been doing boob massages k WATCH OUT!!
TO WHYEKEAT: NO MORE BEE STINGS BABY!
Blockbusters, here I come!!
HAHA INSIDE JOKE.

HEHEHEHE eh WHY I LOOK SO FAT HERE ;O
Went out with my two bestfriends evaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa,
AMANDA AND WEELENG. HEHEHEHEHHEHEE.

Amanda flashing her COLGATE SMILE to the camera!
YA INSIDE JOKE ALSO HAHAHA.
Oops now that I said it to the world, its not inside joke anymore sorry Amandadada.

....what are your sick minds thinking?
They meant CANDIES LAA CANDIES!!!!
Sounds wrong in sooo many different levels but ah well its the truth SERIOUS!!
AUNTIE, I WANT A THREESOME PLEASE
*Gives 10-dollar note*Went to have teh at old town coffee after that.
I THINK.
I CANT REMEMBER THE NAME HAHAAA we were at VIVO
And and theres this cafe where we can sit outside at the balcony
AND THE SEATS ARE SWINGS OMG I KEEP SWINGING HERE
AND THERE AND ROCKING EVERYTHING SO FUN HEHEHEHEHE

:)
I love spending quality time with my bestfriends!!
AHHHH, NICE UPDATE RIGHT I KNOW.
Its helllaaaaa random too...
but I guess you readers should have gotten used to that by now right? ;)

THE CUTEST NEPHEW IN THE WORLD,
wishing very hard on a piece of his lil baby star-shaped snacks.
EVERYBODY SAY
AWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!xoxo